Lucy
Bartender seemed to stiffen, but his mind was somewhere else
With plenty of ice and a handful of lime chunks
Explained all this to my attorney tearfully
About the idea of sending poor Lucy on her way
 
CH Lucy waiting for us in the car, like she does, like a…
Chuck Taylor basketball star, yes you are
I pushed my luck as far as it would go in this town
I’m a man of wealth and taste but rum may help me now
 
Black coffee, hamburgers, pickles and fries
344 pound police chief, with his 290 pound wife
Waded up to the bar and got in line
And I got the hell outa there, maybe just in time